Carpet Emporium

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The adventures of Omer the Carpet Man and friends.

The Shitheads
Omer - The store's eccentric owner. Store sells carpets, drugs, and firearms... on the side.

Dillan - PA and Head of Sales, pretty much takes care of everything. Aspires to become store owner. Best voice tbh.

Ash - The recently found child of Omer. Scored 3.8/5 on psychopath test. Hang's around with this group of rejects. Not a good kid however second in line to inherit the company. Keyword; Whore.

Lukas - The heir to the carpet throne and Prince of Sweden.

Aman - Omer's brother, recently came moved in from Saudi in Season ?. Real cool dude but like dies a lot.

Sunny - Omer's friend who basically lives in the emporium, appears randomly and usually in weird places. Like cabinets and desks.

Ollie & Mikey - Local church officials. They both deal with the Emporium for it's illegal trades.

Nicky - Real wholesome dude and a friend of the family.

Seb - Omer's successful friend who comes around to mock Omer and his family. Likes tennis and cooking.

Olivia - A mentor/tutor to Ash and friend of the family. Is with Lukas.

Taha - He's Omer's wife. Amazing hair. A beautiful man and fat giarl.

Keeta - Ash's first wife and amazing artist. Adopted son of Omer's.

Snake - Literally a snake with an eyepatch. Works in illegal firearms.

Mariah & Dywwan - The weird neighbors who just like do shit.

Sasha & Cari - Local thots.

Alicia & Emmit - Friends of the family and big patrons. Especially Emmit.

The Rejects - Lowkey just Gov and them. Ash's friends. Occasionally come around to smash things and ruin shit; cause general mayhem.

Eilish - Also a mentor to Ash. Somehow become her second wife. Irishman.

Kevin - (Kevvy) Ash's wingman and totally jerk. Irishman.

Joshdad - Ash's father and ex-husband of Omer's (still friends).

Seasons
Season 1